King of Anything

I hate to break it to you babe 

But I'm not drowning 

There's no one here to save 

Who cares if you disagree 

You are not me 

Who made you king of anything 

So you dare tell me who to be 

Who died 

And made you king of anything

(King of Anything, by Sara Bareilles)

A smirk turns up at the corner of my lips when I heard this song this morning. Reminds me of a certain someone who craves to be the king of everything. So here's dedicating this song to everyone who knows someone like that.